If I were to Marry Microsoft Word

Definitely a consideration considering I spend more time witm MS word than anyone or anything else right now..
A description of my life hance would be
Monday Dressing would be Times New Roman
Behaviour would be Justified
Conversation would be Spell CHecked.... (oops Sorry about that)
and many more .. boon or bane I would not know but this will continue till I guess we separate mutually and then my mistress would be Microsoft Excel... Half Sister ? shame on me!!!!
but of course Excel is the victorian cousin of word !!! too structured and lot of hidden features!!!

What would I not do for a glass of Vodka and Pink Floyd .. those days in IIT Madras ... life was beautiful till then .. but never know whats coming ... hope things change!!!!